How do you know if you are a good dancer or not ?, how many times have you heard someone say “oh, I’m a great dancer” only to see them jerk their body around in a epileptic fit kind of way.

Every T.V channel has some talent show with old people Tango dancing, to kids spinning on their heads dressed as robots. Dance fever is here…..and people are SO into these shows. One girlfriend has a “Not available while Dancing with the Stars is on, and even has people over to watch it. I declined, I would get kicked out for talking during the elimination part. GASP !

I have this strange feeling that I forgot how to dance. I loved dancing growing up, and going “clubbing” since I could pass for 21, ( yes, 15 at clubs ) was a weekly stapel. Then, I just got to the stage, maybe it was the implementation of the scam known as bottle service,( I can’t sit with fools to get a seat and a damn drink ) that I was over clubs. So, where does one dance ? I have danced around my apartment, often after too many cocktails, and did bad Madonna impersonations , trying to look seductive while stumbling ( how un-Minxy) No one dances at parties, well, maybe the odd drunk person, before they pass out in their own vomit. Dancing at concerts can be tough, limited space. Where can I dance ? I really need to Dance Like a Star, but more of a J Lo type of dancing than Marie Osmond ;-(

Do we forget, or does it come back like riding a bike ? I have this awful feeling, that if I start dancing in public, I may also look like I am having a epileptic fit also…………but hey, perhaps I will still think I am a ”great dancer” too. Would you like to dance…………….?