Yikes, I actually paid to be treated bad and humiliated, and I’m not into S&M I thought after my wild Halloween Night, dancing in high healed Gucci boots as Bat Girl, with the Cookie Monster, time for some R and R. I read about Spas in L.A’s Koreatown that have all kinds of Minxy-pampering stuff. Sign me up, I got spray tan spots left on my lower back, gasp. I arrive at the place that will remain annoynomous, Minx no likey trouble. I park, and notice how many Asian men are huddled around chain smoking outside variuos eating, drinking and other Asian lesuire pursuits like karokee and mini golf. Luckily the sign for my place is in English, as most around are not…….that’s the great thing about LA, well, sometimes. This spot is just not quite up to the Minxy standards, and to top it off, the receptionist looks like a Rottweiler with lipstick, and the poker faced attendant that gives me a tour, she looks like she swallowed a bee. There are naked women everywhere, and they don’t seem to care what is hanging out. I feel like a newbie at a womens prison. I head for the showers, as signs everywhere demand that you do so. I notice women kind of checking me out, its Saturday night, maybe this is Lesbian Bath House Night, yikes. I get into the jacuzzi, nestled between a elderly lady who could pass as Oprahs’s Grandma, and a earthy looking buzz cut lady, who looks like she recycles. Do I start chatting, what is proper jacuzzi ettiquite ? I am just hoping no one is riding a jet, saucy ! I feel brave and head for the steam room, and entering unable to see, resulting on accidently sitting on a tiny Asian lady, who spoke no English, and also hoped it was not Lesbian Bath House Night. Finally, my number is up…literly. This mean, no nosense Korean brod, leads me to a table in a room/corner section of other tables, with an assortment of naked women. I lie down, thinking, what did I get myself into. The scrub was okay, till she started lifting my leg in the air, showing my va-jay-jay to all in view. Yikes. The she proceeds to jerk and throw me around like a big tuna fish. I am gald when my “treatment” is over, and she spits with a foul fish and garlic tainted dragon breath at

me you go shower now !