Just in from the desk of Minxy Poppins, Headmistress and founder of Minx’s Charm School – Nose picking is now a Federal Crime, and those caught in public will be enrolled in mandatory Charm School, and made to read my blog, until they see how rude and nasty their picking in public habit is.

I am shocked by the numbers of predominately males picking their nose in public. I am at dinner, at Asia De Cuba, a somewhat fancy poser place in the Mondrian, home also of the Sky Bar. A couple are  seated, they order and the female gets up and leaves the table, so I assume its one of those Internet dates, and he posted a picture of Peirce Brosnan. The male goes on the sit and pick his nose, like a 2 carat diamond was stuck in there. The part that bothers me, he was oblivious to ev everyone around, and not even a sneaky nose pick, a all out clam dig. Minx is appalled, and secretly thinks she should go find the M.I.A date and tell on nose picker. Their food arrives, and after he rolls up into a ball, what he picked and flicks it over his shoulder, he then begins to eat ferociously like he had bad case of munchies. Then then his date arrives back at the table.

2 major No-Nos noted here.

No public nose picking

Wait for all your parties to be seated before eating

By this point, I feel violated by what i just witnessed, what a Charm School drop out !. Days following this nose picking in public violation, I seem to witness public nose picking everywhere I go. Like I am cursed by the nose picking fairy. Worst offenders and men in cars, have you ever seen a female pick her nose in the car next to you ? Do they even know they are doing it ? as some seem in a oblivious trance like state while performing this caveman ritual.

That’s my point, this seems like a Men Only epidemic.

Please pick your nose in private, put the contents harvested in a tissue, and flush it while you wash you hands.

I should not have to be telling this simple life lesson, tut, tut.