Do you drag your man shopping with you, or are you a man who is dragged ?

I just got in from the mall tonight, and I never have seen so many miserable guys slumped in corners, loitering around fitting rooms, all with a bored, painful look on their face, as if to say, “I REALLY hate shopping !”

I am unofficial stylist to everyone who asks. Minxy has style, and knows how to put a snazzy outfit together, for males, females, and Chihuahuas ! But, I would never drag anyone shopping. I like to shop alone, or if someone else is paying, wink, a quick shop-shop is always nice. I can do Chanel in 5 minutes flat.

Ladies, you know who you are, leave the handbag minder, and inaccurate opinion giver at home. He doesn’t want to be there, period.

I felt sorry for these guys. I even came up with an idea on how to appease them = stores should provide a guy hang out zone with big screen T.V’s, snacks, beverages, and just a place to sit and wait it out, while commiserating with each other, and giving each other that knowing look.

These poor guys suffering turns into avoidance of malls and clothing stores in general, as it brings on post traumtic flashbacks to the likes of Nordstrom, being asked over and over again, “does this make me look fat” ? aaaahhhh.

Next mall visit, I want to see less suffering clusters of males, and less cases of P.S.S.D = POST SHOPPING STRESS DISORDER, as its very hard to treat  ( Victoria Secret is an option, with at home modeling included ) and cure.