A note from the desk of Minxy Poppin’s, Charm School Principal and Founder.

While at my exculsive gym, Sports Club Beverly Hills, a male member adjusted and scratched his privates, with the discretion of a Orangutang at the Zoo. I was about to suggest getting himself checked out, or remind him he was in the company of others. It got me thinking, this is not the first time I have seem such blatent displays of Oragutang mannerisms. Seems this is also male gender specific. Have you seen a female perform such a ritual ?
Please try to conduct yourself how you would like others around you to act. That would involve doing Orangutang grooming in private.