The following post is Minx’s Charm School, Minxisms, Juicy gossip, men ?! no likey and what the Chi Wow Wa ?! all rolled into one.

I am at a gathering at, lets just call him Willy Wonka, a friend of a friends, aquantainces. The gathering includes music industry people, hey, what do you expect, its the Minx here. I am in my element, after about 6 singing lessons, I think I’m Madonna, bad ass bitch in charge, ready to collaborate. I am free styling on the mike, thinking, hey am I too old for American Idol ? I am having the best time…Until, I am returning from the little girls room, and this male approaches, asking “Do I like chocolate ?” and something about “was I down”" feeling him” I needed a translator STAT. Yet again, its that awkward situation time, I was just there to hang. Unfortunately, hang was not an option at this Willy Wonka’s. Minx is a classy, refined and got a stick up her “arse” British style, she and her party of “useless hos”" departed. Partly in shock, and partly knowing we had an classic inside joke for weeks to come.

I talk to my Posh British Mum/Mom on the phone, and tell her about me channeling my inner Gwen Stefani on the mike, and it unceremoniously coming to an abrupt end, to to the question “Do I like chocolate ?”  To which my Mum/Mom replies, “oh, Darling, you know I just love chocolate” unfamiliar with its slang translation, I explained, she commented “that was a bloody stupid chat up line, if I ever heard one”.

Moral of this story, boys, be kind, warm and fuzzy to Minx and her pose. Bad behaviour is blogged, and may even be written in and your real name used, or derogatory Minx appointed nickname ( boys if you cross my path, you will get one )  on an upcoming Sex and the City inspired show..ooppps, was that big mouthed show off Minxy at it again, letting the Chihuahua out of the bag.

Disclaimer – this post was not supposed to be insulting in anyway. Bad behaviour, is bad behaviour regardless of ethnic, social or economic background.

Karma is a bitch, and so sometimes is warm and fuzzy lil Minxy, and it always has a funny way of coming back and biting you in the ass.

Chomp.