I just got off the phone after talking my heartbroken girlfriend off the ledge. Poor girl meets this 30 something Lawyer type guy, the go out on the first date, she is smitten and already picking out engagement rings, come the second date, she is home early on the phone to me, devastated. Why ? the husband to be leans over and whispers in her ear, “Do you swing ?” Sounds like Ron Jeremy, San Fernando Valley circa 1980 ? We have all been in the predicament of hearing something we are hoping we heard incorrect, did he mean Swing dancing ?, swing on some monkey bars at the park ?, but alas, he meant get busy with + 1′s. My girlie is an only child like me, and does not share, looking for a one woman man, so I guess her answer would be “NO”. People still do that stuff ? what next Wife Swapping parties are back ?

Well, there is not much you can say about that other than…………NEXT.

I included a saucy X rated photo of my Chihuahua World Socialite, Paris Hilton, and yes, she does swing, with those under 5lbs.