What does every man want for Christmas, or whatever Holiday they celebrate ?

To be left home whilst you shop. Easy.

Men HATE shopping, and only go, because not going, can result in a fight, or worse.

Make it the gift that keep giving all year – so I don’t have to feel sorry for all the bored, miserable looking guys loitering in stores,  holding handbags and bags, wishing they could be doing anything but shopping.