I am at a swanky Holiday event, with pardon the pun, well healed crowd. Time to Minx it up, and add some glitz and glamor to a town where Saturday nights uniform is jeans. I put on my not quite Jimmy Choo, but from a distance, and a few cocktails, who cares. Strappy pink satin, with jewels and rhinestones galore, as pictured. Channeling my inner Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City,  and her and I’s love of fabulous shoes. A Minx-worthy admirer comes hither, and first thing out of his mouth “what gorgeous shoes” at first I assume gay, till he gives off a ” I’ll smooch you under the mistletoe anytime” vibe, he proceeds to stare, focus and moves around me as if he is filming the shoes. Then he asks me all about them, then what tiny feet I have, and how much he loves a woman in a french manicure and pedicure, then the ball ( of the foot , lol ) drops, he is one of those foot fetish weirdos, yikes. Me and my size 6, about to be worshipped tootsies scarper. Not for long, Toe Sucker ( Minx gives everyone a nickname, remember ? ) is waiting outside the ladies room, almost to get a glimpse of my toes coming in motion towards him, by the restroom entrances. He then asks if I “like my feet rubbed, and that he gives amazing foot rubs, blah,blah” I felt like a little kid asked to help look for a puppy with some strange old dude. I was about to grab a napkin and place it over my feet, as they felt like a piece of meat. I even felt at fault for wearing such foot fetish encouraging footwear. I managed to footloose Toe Sucker, phew. The stuff poor Minx has to endure out there, in the shark tank known as (attempting) to date in Los Angeles. at least I can laugh and hopefully make you laugh whilst at it.

This was not my first footing in the foot fetish arena, I met a fellow member of the Toe Suckers Frat at a pool party, ( posing as athletes foot inspector maybe  ? ) I thought he likes me, turns out he only liked my feet. He told me over dinner he wanted to pour syrup on my toes and lick it all off – how messy, I already have one Toe Licker/sucker,nibbler at home – Paris Hilton, the Chihuahua with a licker licence.  No second date with me, or my toes for him, he can stay home and suck his own toes, note to Toe Suckers = yoga could help with that……….

I don’t get it, someone please explain ? and are there girls who want to do saucy things to men’s feet ? Can a foot fetishist only be happy with feet around ? Do they have rubber feet for lonely nights ? Is anyone going to download my photo of my feet and make it into a Foot Fetish magazine cover or screen saver ?