I was watching TMZ on t.v last night. This paparazzi was waiting outside an event for Lauren Conrad the star of the MTV hit reality show The Hills. Did you know she gets about $10,000 an appearance. So, she shows up, gets on the mike, and says “Woa, lets party ! ” and then sits for a bit, and then leaves ? I could do that way better – Minx from Minx in the City will show up for free drinks, and a comfy seat…plus throw in 2 Chihuahuas for FREE who know how to get the crowd going.

Anyways, back to TMZ. He asks Lauren, as she is whisked away in her waiting Escalade -

“Hey, Lauren, Why (are) there no black people on the Hills ?”

Lauren did not answer.

Funny, there are also no Asian, Hispanic ( does Frankie count ? ) Middle Eastern, Indian, Pacific Islander, European, sorry if I missed you out, that make up this diverse city we call Los Angeles home.

So where is this “Hills” place then ?  a sound stage at MTV ?