I saw Jason Statham dining with a Brit blonde at Matsuhisa, here in Los Angeles. He was sitting at a small table against the wall, I was, as always, at the sushi bar, every time he leaned forward to eat, I was given a birds eye view of his follicly challenged he is, poor bloke, he is under 40. So, I decided to give him a toupee makeover.

Side Note =since every starlet in L.A is sporting hair extensions, ala Paris, Brittney, Lindsay, Kim K, if they have thick, long and perfect hair, they are wearing the hair of a person who really needed the money in India or Eastern Europe. So, why not our lad Jason ?

Here is my “after” photo, maybe loose the facial hair ? although, we woulod have to super glue it on,  for all those action scenes…and (useless fact) – he is on the British Diving Team, which may require sans toupee.

My male companion was a fan, till I pointed him out sitting at the little table for 2. At first he did not believe me, or wanted to follow him in the restroom, and snap a camera phone pic of him making # 1 or 2 ! what a lame partner in crime, eh ? Then after too many beers and sake’s, he announced that he could take on the Transporter. That “onscreen he looked like a bad ass, in real life, a pasty Brit with a big bald spot, and pushing 160lbs”. I egged him on, and told him to challenge Jason to a parking lot fight, while we waited for valet, by the time we got outside, Transporter, had transported himself elsewhere. Disclaimer – Minx does not condone fighting, perhaps just a little high jinx

Funny how men onscreen never look as big or intimidating off screen…..