I have been watching Confessions Of A Teen Idol, on Vh1. One Teen Idol, in particular gets the Minxworthy Man Seal Of Approval Cristopher Atkins. Well, maybe not after what I found online, tut, tut.
I go online to find a smiling, wholesome, photo of my crush. I want to put it on my vision board – in hopes of a Chris clone to waltz into my life, and carry me off to some sort of 5 Star Blue Lagoon.
Much to my prudish dismay, all that is online is NAKED PHOTOS OF CHRISTOPHER ATKINS !?!?
I go to his website, in the store, yet MORE naked photos. Except this time his creature from the Blue Lagoon is covered with blue circle. Which means, if you spend the $69.95, you will be shipped Mr Atkins ala full frontal Birthday suit signed photo.
Dear Christopher, if you want to take me out on a date, please can you wear pants ?
If you want your very own naked signed photo(s) of Chris, visit his website -
Update – I can’t believe how many hits this post generated ! Minx In The City was getting visitors, searching for “Chris Atkins full frontal”"naked Christopher Atkins”. Actually, any search terms involving nudity, and our self confessed nudist Christopher A.
I do hope I help helped steer them in the right direction 
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