Yep – I got to see all 3 Kardashian sisters in their Oscar attire, before the rest of the World….

11.30am out on Sunday morning patrol with my sidekicks, Paris and Tinks, my Chihuahua Divas. On a side street off Robertson Blvd. Out from a swanky condo building come 2 dark haired females, wearing long evening dresses, I first think, seat fillers, I just woke up, the Oscars can’t be starting already ? Then as they get closer, as they are heading to a MBZ SUV next to where I am standing, I recognise Kourtney, the more rubenesque tallest sister, then the little one Khloe. I thought their dresses were a little JC Penny/mall/prom, and too much black and up-do’s. Paris and Tinks get excited at potential human petting machines approaching. “They are so cute” exclaims Kourtney, “oh, thanks” is my only interaction – I feel un-minxy in my dog walking attire, even if it is Juicy Couture ! Then last but no means least, Queen Bee, sister to thank for all the fame = Kim Kardashian makes her appearance. Wearing a long black dress, and her hair up in Elizabeth Taylor circa 30 years ago, meets Grecian/Roman, Angelina a few award shows ago. Expressionless she has a aloof, deadpan un warm and vibe. Me no likey, as this is the 2nd time we have encountered her with my Chihuahuas, shaking their tails at her, and the exact same deal. Gay glamssquad guy pulling case on wheels lagged behind, was the designated driver heading east.

There you have it, you heard it here first. Minx is on it.

Now, I had better get out in the field ( my neighborhood ) and see who else I can spot.

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