I am at my local Pet Store in West Hollywood, which is known locally as “Boystown”, its the Gay epicenter of LA. I grab a few Bully Sticks, and the clerk is just chomping at the “Bully Stick”, to ask me if I know what they are made from ? He has a knowing, almost perverse grin on his face, perhaps he likes them too ? Alas, now I will never look at bully sticks the same way.

I’ll let my let my pals at a online Bully Stick retailer explain -

“The Bully Stick itself is a bull’s penis, which is usually either dried or smoked. The most efficient way to prepare the Bully Stick is to hang it vertically, which allows all of the fluids contained in the penis to fully drain. Without these fluids, the finished Bully Stick remains odorless”

I arrive home with my bull penises, and spot more on the floor, and one on the sofa. There are bull penises everywhere, and I had better hide them in the “naughty drawer”, incase my Posh British Mum/Mom pops by for tea. What a den of Iniquity.

Yikes, I had no clue, here was me thinking it was just a bone

Here is me smooching Tinks, hopefully not licking her lips after just finishing knawing on a bully stick.