I hit my swanky gym, Sports Club Beverly Hills, and who do I spot ? Devin Haman one of the owners of Sunset Tan, which featured on a popular E Channel Reality Series. Chatting with alleged Ashley Simpson’s nose job surgeon no less, Dr Kanodia.

Then I noticed a major faux pas – the violator, MrSunsetTan Man was totting a…wait for it

A FANNY PACK !

Fanny pack, bum bag, whatever you want to call them are hideos ! To add insult to eye injury – this was a cheap old black leather one. Just like the one as pictued above. If it where Gucci, I may have at least lessened the violation:-) What’s in it exactly ? tan “intervention” spray for those of us looking a little pasty ? He sneaks up, blasts you with spray tan, and gives you a business card to one of his tanning salons ?

Please, no fanny packs permitted on my watch Mr. !

This was just a polite tip from Stylist Minx, Graduate of The School Of Style.

VIOLATION UPDATE – Mr Haman was spotted recently at Sports Club Beverly Hills, with the same tired ass fanny pack. Looking very buff, almost like a Circus Strong Man. No white guy gets that buff, without a little liquid/injectable additive enhancement, wink. I think Mr Haman also had a little somthin, somthin done to his face. A face lift, or some kind of laser, as his once acne scarred complection is now flawless…………

Mr Haman needs a Minx Makeover, he is dressing like one of the guys from MTV’s Jersey Shore……