Australian born Elle (real name Eleanor Nancy Gow), nicknamed “The Body”, who stands 6 ‘ without heels, is 44, making her 4 years older than Guy. This Supermodel, is also a Super Business Women, with a estimated worth of $60 million.

Since guy made derogatory comments about Madonnas body, comparing it to “jerky”, what will say about Elle “The Body”? Anyone seen him naked ?, not exactly a chiseled Abercrombie model.

Guy has no time to waste crying over his divorce in his pint of beer, he is the most eligible bloke in the U.K ! How his stock has skyrocketed since his split from Madonna. Well, actually since he met her for the first time at Stings house many years ago….

On the subject of Madonna. Her 22 year old Brazilian male model/paid ego boost, has moved into her New York apartment. Lucky for him, as I read his previous living arraingements, was slepping on fellow models couches…? If God forbid Madonna gets “bored” playing Mom..I mean house, he will move out without a moving truck, just a suitcase and cab fare, and possibly money not to “spill the beans” ??

Seems a little deja vu to Britney Spears and that creepy Paparazzo Adnan Guhlib  guy.

At least now his Mommy in Brasil knows where he is, and can send him care packages and clean underwear c/o Madonna Ciccone. 

I think “the bodys” Elle and Jesus should get together ! Although, seems unlike Madonna, Elle requires her dates to be age appropriate. Meow. from PMS(ing) Minx.

Anyone got this shot of Jesus cropped a little lower…saucy !