Come meet Lindsay Lohan, at Sephora in Santa Monica….$25 a ticket.

$25 will get you – Champagne ( none for Lindsay I hope, she’s sober, and driving…?! ) nibbles, and a D.J. “spinning tracks” Is it Samantha Ronson her Lesbian girlfriend ? Perhaps make it a family affair. Her Dad Michael “always in the news for being a loser” could park cars, and her pushy stage Mom Dina, could serve the drinks ?

Has the recession hit our L.L ? is she really hard up, that she has to go hang around a beauty chain store, and peddle a spray tan product ? The fake tan product is called Sevin Nyne ? Was Paris Hilton too expensive ?, currently unemployable Lindsay WAS  available.

Alas, hardly known for her natural tanned looking glow…Rumors are that she has spray tan vans go to her girlfriends home, that she does not use the product she is peddling…gasp.

 ( Lindsay and Samantha, her on again, off again only person who will hang out with her )

All I know is her faux tan always looks orange, to match her, to quote Brandon Davis, a arch enemy of L.Lohan’s

“FIRE CROTCH”

Sorry, Lindsay, I will have to RSVP “NO” on your in store promotion.

Did someone forgot to apply to shoulders and arms ?

Me no likey looking like a Organatang..