Since he blocked the sidewalk with his revving Ferrari – Minx and her bitches ( Paris and Tinks the Chihuahuas ) NO LIKEY REGGIE BUSH

So, Yep, its official, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush split – I already knew it Saturday. I give him an “UNMINXY” rating, the story goes a little something like this -

Walking home from Moods Of Norway’s  on Robertson Blvd, Los Angeles’s infamous champagne and waffles ( every Saturday from 11am till 3pm – tell them Paris and Tinks sent you ) in a bubbly, buzzed in the middle of the day mood. Its around 4pm.

A menacing black Escalade pulls up, sporting all the ecutrments of big chrome wheel rims, and other add ons to look “tough” and the driver might be “packing heat ” translation carrying a gun. The driver door flies open, and all I hear is…

“GET THE FUCK OUT MY RIDE”

Said in a tone that would scare anyone…After Dolla being shot dead up the street at the Beverly Center Mall, should I run for cover ?, gasp. Nope, I see Mr. Reggie Bush, ( looking quite fresh in a tight fitting grey t-shirt ) and a skulking in the passenger seat, Ms Kardashian. I am about to intervene, as Minx no likey abusive men. Is this another Rhinna / Chris Brown incident going down ? The door closes, and out jumps Kim, phone in face running into her condo.

The Escalade driven by Reggie speeds of heading East. Not to return.Well, no spottings of that annoyingly noisy Ferrari, or “riding dirty” Escalade.

Today, Tuesday, its all over the media, they split.

Ms Kim, I’m single too, lets hang out.

I have witnessed first hand his lack of “respect” to others ( me and Kimmy ! ) – which can only be “escaladed” (I’m so witty, I should write for the Keeping Up With The Kardashians ) with $ash money and fame.

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